Wet wallpaper,
Curry stained mattress
Mashed potato, ???
Well I went down shop and I bought a music paper
Put it under my arm, I was gonna read it later
I got on the tube and I opened up the paper
Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now

Stork margerine
British council houses
Golden Virginia, same old discos
Well I queued in the chip shop for 16 minutes,
And the greasy dago turned on the radio,
It was coming out clear, it was Capital radio
Stayin' in a bedsit, stayin' in a bedsit

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now

Ejaculation
McVities chocolate biscuits
P45's, Cracks in the ceiling,
Well I sat in my room and I watched the TV
I stayed in my room and I watched the TV
It was black, it was white, then it went crazy
Stayin' in a bedsit, I'm stayin' in a bedsit

Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, shake it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, break it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, jack it up baby now
Stavordale Road, N5, Yawn yawn, pack it up baby now, Y